Being A Husband Is A Whole-time Job.

I Do Want An Expensive Honeymoon. Not Because I'm Extravagant, But Because A Honeymoon Is A Solemn, Important Thing ... A Symbol. And It Ought To Be Done -- Well, Adequately.

Make Love To Every Woman You Meet; If You Get Five Per Cent Of Your Outlay It's A Good Investment.

All Wrong Doing Is Done In The Sincere Belief That It Is The Best Thing To Do.

It Is Within The Experience Of Everyone That When Pleasure And Pain Reach A Certain Intensity They Are Indistinguishable.

Only A Very Gifted Mind Could Cope Singly With All The Problems Which Present Themselves In The Perfecting Of A Home.