Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived

President Coolidge Said, 'i Don't Want The Government To Go Into Business.' Well, If I Was Mr. Coolidge I Wouldn't Worry Over That. The Government Never Has Been Accused Of Being A Business Man.

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.

Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count To 50% Plus One.

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.

But We Can't Alibi All Our Ills By Just Knocking The Old Banker. First He Loaned The Money, Then The People All At Once Wanted It Back, And He Didn't Have It. Now He's Got It Again, And Is Afraid To Loan It, So The Poor Devil Don't Know What To Do.