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Before Going On A Diet You Should Consult Your Doctor, Or At Least Send Him Some Money.
-Dave Barry
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Before Going On A Diet You Should
Dave Barry
Before Going On A Diet You Should Consult Your Doctor, Or At Least Send Him Some Money.
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