Beer Is Proof That God Wants Us

The King's Cheese Is Half Wasted In Parings: But No Matter, 'tis Made Of The People's Milk.

One Today Is Worth Two Tomorrows.

Be Not Niggardly Of What Costs Thee Nothing, As Courtesy, Counsel, & Countenance.

Write Your Injuries In Dust, Your Benefits In Marble.

If You'd Lose A Troublesome Visitor, Lend Him Money.