Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why

There Is No Greater Fame For A Man Than That Which He Wins With His Footwork Or The Skill Of His Hands.

Here, Therefore, Huge And Mighty Warrior Though You Be, Here Shall You Die.

By Jove The Stranger And The Poor Are Sent, And What To Those We Give, To Jove Is Lent.

Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.

Strife And Confusion Joined The Fight, Along With Cruel Death, Who Seized One Wounded Man While Still Alive And Then Another Man Without A Wound, While Pulling The Feet Of One More Corpse Out From The Fight. The Clothes Death Wore Around Her Shoulders Were Dyed Red With Human Blood.