Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why

We're Goin Bowling. If We Don't Come Back, Avenge Our Deaths.

The Bitter Dregs Of Fortune's Cup To Drain.

Nothing Feebler Does Earth Nurture Than Man, Of All Things Breathing And Moving.

So Peaceful Shalt Thou End Thy Blissful Days, And Steal Thyself From Life By Slow Decays.

Porkchops And Bacon, My Two Favorite Animals.