Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss

I'd Rather Have Preparation Than Motivation. Everyone Likes To Play, But No One Likes To Practice.

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.

Mama Always Said That If It Can't Rain On You, You're Indoors.

Rogers Sees Daylight. Campbell Makes Daylight.

I Don't Need The News. If They Have A War, I Figure Someone Will Tell Me.