Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss Goodbye.

Nothing. And, I Don't Start Before Noon.

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.