Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too. (when Asked If He Noticed How Slowly Earl Campbell Got Up After Each Play.)

The Only Discipline That Lasts Is Self-discipline.

Nothing. And, I Don't Start Before Noon.

Winning Is Only Half Of It. Having Fun Is The Other Half.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.