Because She Is Too Ugly To Kiss

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

That Boy Could Throw A Ball Through A Car Wash And Not Get It Wet. (on Warren Moon)

Yeah, That Test Says He's Dumb As A Fence Post, But When He Hits He Looks Like Einstein To Me.

Yep. And I Noticed How Slowly He Went Down Each Time, Too.

I'd Rather Have Preparation Than Motivation. Everyone Likes To Play, But No One Likes To Practice.