...because Really, Sometimes The Irony Gods Just

Does My New Feminism Make Me Look Fat?

You're Quite Tall.' Just What A Girl Wants To Be Reminded Of.

When She Can't Bring Me To Heal With Scolding, She Bends Me To Shape With Guilt.

No Person Has Ever Held All The Power. There Must Be A Balance Between Chaos And Order, Dark And Light. With The Temple Magic Bound To You, The Realms Are No Longer In Balance. The Power Could Change You... And You Could Change The Magic.

Because 'you're Perfect Just The Way You Are,' Is What Your Guidance Counselor Says. And She's An Alcoholic.