...because Really, Sometimes The Irony Gods Just

People See What They Want To See When They Need To.

I've Had So Many Bikini Waxes, I Cry Every Time I See A Popsicle Stick.

In Them, She Saw The Sham Of Her Life Laid Out Like A Book, The Foolish Belief That She, That Anyone, Could Escape The Consequences Of This World, Could Flee From Death. That Was The Deceit. The True Serpent In The Garden.

That's What Living In Their World Is-a Big Lie. An Illusion Where Everyone Looks The Other Way And Pretends That Nothing Unpleasant Exists At All, No Goblins Of The Dark, No Ghosts Of The Soul.

Just Because You're Funny Doesn't Mean You Get To Be Cruel.