Because No One Can Catch The Motherfucking

Nerd Life Is Just So Much Better Than Regular Life.

That's Who You Really Like. The People You Can Think Out Loud In Front Of.

The Easiest Way To Solve A Mystery Is To Decide That There Is No Mystery To Solve.

The Beautiful Thing About Driving Was That It Stole Just Enough Of His Attention - Car Parked On The Side, Maybe A Cop, Slow To Speed Limit, Time To Pass This Sixteen-wheeler, Turn Signal, Check Rearview, Crane Neck To Check Blind Spot And Yes, Okay, Left Lane.

I Don't Know Why Boys Expect Us To Like Boy Movies. We Don't Expect Them To Like Girl Movies.