Because I Went From The Daily Show

When You Approach It, And I Hate Sounding Like The Pretentious Actor, But Yeah, I Think You Have To Find Things Within The Character That Are Likeable, Or At Least Human, And Not To Go At It With Any Sort Of Predetermined Notions As To What That Character Is.

If We Were Meant To Read For Enjoyment, Would God Have Created Television? Read As It Was Intended - For Exercise. The More You Read, The More You Expand Your - What's The Word I'm Looking For? - Your Stockpile Of Words. You Must Have A Stockpile Of Words That You Can Pass Along To Your Children For Their Stockpile.

I'm Very Fast. I'm Like Forest Gump, Except ... I Am Not An Idiot!

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

Everybody Should Be Normal. Everybody Should Be Nice. I Think They Go Hand In Hand, And That To Me Is The Default Setting.