Because I Don’t Feel Broken When You

Works For Me. For The Ones We Love, Today We’re Allies. Tomorrow We Resume Our Natural Order Of Mortal Enemies. Gentlemen, And I Use That Term Loosely For All Of Us, Have We An Accord? (acheron)

Oh Contraire, Mon Frère. I’m Able To Annoy All Adults In Ten Syllables Or Less. Sometimes, I Don’t Even Have To Speak At All. I Just Walk Into The Room And It Rankles Them.

I’ve Never Met Anyone Who Had A Monkey For A Friend Before. (maggie) I Don’t Know. I Think Those Two Guys You Were With Would Qualify As Primates, But Then, That’s An Insult To The Primate And I Don’t Want Marvin To Get Pissed At Me. He Has Higher Sensibilities, You Know? (wren)

But As The Roman Playwright Terence Once Wrote, From Many A Bad Beginning Great Friendships Have Formed

There’s A Reason Mia Is Currently An Only Child. Family Drama Takes On A Whole New Meaning When They’re Feuding Gods Who Can’t Stand The Sight Of Each Other And Always Try To Kill One Another Whenever They’re In The Same Room.” – Kat