Because Confidence Is Like Respect; You Have

I Had To Learn A Skill Set. I Think I Had The Materials To Be A Good Comedy Writer.

I Think Women In General Like Men That Don't Give Them The Thing That We Want. We Want A Chase.

Hey, A Disclaimer About Me: I’m Rude.

Live Performance Really Terrifies Me. I Haven't Done It, Really, In Years. I Think That's Why I Retired From My Brief Career In Stand-up.

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