Because All Bad Little Vampires See Me

I Got Out My Jar Of Ointment. I Knew Animators Who Had Special Containers For The Ointment. Crockery, Hand-blown Glass, Mystical Symbols Carved Into The Sides. I Used An Old Mason Jar That Had Once Held Grandma Blake's Green Beans. Larry Fished Out A Peanut Butter Jar With The Label Still On It. Extra-crunchy. Yum-yum.

Sometimes Good And Evil Aren't So Much Opposites As Two Sides Of A Coin. You Toss It One Way And It Looks Good, Another Way And It's Evil, Sometimes It Just Depends On Which End Of The Gun You're On.

Not Knowing A Thing Is Not Ignorance. Feigning Knowledge You Don't Have Can Be--sholto

Sometimes You Can Learn Things From The Way A Person Denies Something. The Choice Of Lies Can Be Almost As Helpful As The Truth.

Never Throw Stones If You Think They're Going To Come Back And Hit You.