Because All Bad Little Vampires See Me

How Could You Love Someone And Not Want Them To Be Happy?

I Know Who And What I Am. I Am The Executioner, And I Don't Date Vampires. I Kill Them.

Still It Might Be Nice, Once In A While, Not To Have To Choose Between Evils. Just Once, Couldn't I Choose The Lesser Good?

I Like Conventions. I Like Meeting And Greeting. I'm Perched On That Edge Where I'm Getting More Attention Than I Quite Know What To Do With, Though.

I'm Not Terribly Fond Of Soapboxes.