I Love Reality Shows. The Folks Who

Y'see, I Get So Bored So Easily. I Like To Start With A Clean Slate Each Time. Sure, I'll Have Characters Drop In And Out Of Books But The Main Cast Of Characters Always Changes. Maybe I'm Wrong But I Think If Had The Same Joe Detective Guy Or Gal, I Wouldn't Write Them As Well; I Wouldn't Do As Good A Job.

I Love Reality Shows. The Folks Who Dream Up Some Of These Concepts Are Either Geniuses, Or Totally Stoned.

My Books Are Shelved In Different Places, Depending On The Bookstore. Sometimes They Can Be Found In The Mystery Section, Sometimes In The Humor Department, And Occasionally Even In The Literature Aisle, Which Is Somewhat Astounding.

I Won't Be Making Any Friends In The Corporate Suites.

The First Rule Of Hurricane Coverage Is That Every Broadcast Must Begin With Palm Trees Bending In The Wind.