Beauty Is A Valuable Asset, But It

I Traveled With My Mother, Lela, And There Was Never Enough Money. I Always Had To Roll Down My Silk Stockings And Carry A Doll When We Bought Train Tickets So I Could Go Half-fare. If We Had $3, We Always Figured How To Tip For The Trunks And Still Eat.

I Won't Go To Movies With Permissiveness, Four-letter Words, Or Violence. Show Me 'e.t.' And 'chariots Of Fire' Instead. That's Entertainment, Not Exploitation Of The Human Body.

Sure, Jets Are Fast And Economical, But, Oh My, What Fun We've Lost And What Leisure We've Sacrificed In The Race To Efficiency. Somehow, Stepping Onto A Plane And Zooming Across The United States In A Matter Of Hours Doesn't Hold A Candle To The Dear, Old-fashioned Train Ride.

One Thing I Turn My Back On Totally Is The Unsavory Atmosphere At Most Discos.

Girls Can Do Everything Men Can Do...just Backwards And In Heels