Beautiful People Are Forgiven More Often Than

Carnal Knowledge Is As Forgettable As The Other Kinds.

The Noisy Vacancy Of Youth, The Quiet Vacancy Of Age.

The Lazy Manage To Keep Up With The Earth's Rotation Just As Well As The Industrious.

Ladies And Gentlemen Are Supposed To Be Looked After By Others, Like Children And Pets.

Lying Just For The Fun Of It Is Either Art Or Pathology.