Be Brave And Fearless To Know That

I Will Not Do Festivals. The Thought Of An Audience That Big Frightens The Life Out Of Me.

Sometimes My Songs Wander Off A Bit And Are Not Always Coherent.

I Can't Dance To Save My Life.

I Read A Comment [about Me] On Youtube That I Thought Would Upset Me — ‘test Pilot For Pies’ — But I’ve Always Been A Size 14-16 And Been Fine With It. I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn’t.

I Don’t Have Time To Worry About Something As Petty As What I Look Like.