Battle Is An Orgy Of Disorder.

The Most Difficult Thing About Being Humble Is Not Being Able To Brag About It.

Officers Must Be Made To Care For Their Men. That Is The Sole Duty Of All Officers.

When In Doubt, Attack!

My Men Don't Surrender. I Don't Want To Hear Of Any Soldier Under My Command Being Captured Unless He Has Been Hit. Even If You Are Hit, You Can Still Fight Back.

When I Want My Men To Remember Something Important, To Really Make It Stick, I Give It To Them Double Dirty. It May Not Sound Nice To Some Bunch Of Little Old Ladies At An Afternoon Tea Party, But It Helps My Soldiers To Remember. You Can't Run An Army Without Profanity; And It Has To Be Eloquent Profanity. An Army Without Profanity Couldn't Fight Its Way Out Of A Piss-soaked Paper Bag. As For The Types Of Comments I Make, Sometimes I Just, By God, Get Carried Away With My Own Eloquence.