Balls Are To Men What Purses Are

I Don't Believe In Email. I'm An Old-fashioned Girl. I Prefer Calling And Hanging Up.

Someone Once Told Me That Children Are Like Heroin. You Always Want More. Yet First-borns Are Special Because You'll Never Have Your First Child Again.

Someone Once Said That Two Halves Make A Whole. And When Two Halves Move In Together, It Makes A Whole Lot Of Stuff.

I Don't Put Pictures Of My Children On, Rarely, I Think I've Done It Twice? I'm Thoughtful About That, Because I Don't Think You Can Get It Back, And I Don't Think It's Fair To People To Try To Convey A Desire To Maintain Some Privacy And Then Share Pictures And Expect That Somebody Else Won't Want The Same Ability.

People Go To Casinos For The Same Reason They Go On Blind Dates - Hoping To Hit The Jackpot. But Mostly, You Just Wind Up Broke Or Alone In A Bar.