Balls Are To Men What Purses Are

I Write About Sex, Not Love. What Do I Know About Love?

I Got To Thinking About Relationships And Partial Lobotomies. Two Seemingly Different Ideas That Might Just Be Perfect Together - Like Chocolate And Peanut Butter.

I'm Thinking Balls Are To Men, What Purses Are To Women. It's Just A Little Bag But We'd Feel Naked In Public Without It.

To Be In A Couple, Do You Have To Put Your Single Self On A Shelf?

I Know That He, Matthew Broderick, Doesn't Have His Laundry Done, And That He Hasn't Had A Hot Meal In Days. That Stuff Weighs On My Mind.