Balls Are To Men What Purses Are

With Each Of The Men I Dated, Everything Ran Its Natural Course, Whether It Worked Out Or Not. I Never Felt Burnt By Any Of Them. I Don't Feel Resentful. I Don't Want Those Years Back. I'm Not One Of Those Women Who Thinks Men Are Bastards. I Love Men: Straight Men, Gay Men. I've Always Had Men Close To Me, From The Time I Was A Child.

Often I'll Go To The Market, And Women Will Say To Me: "let Me See Your Shoes." And Then I Show Them I'm Wearing Flip-flops.

He's The Funniest, Smartest Person I Know. It Doesn't Mean He Doesn't Bug Me And I'm Sure I Bug Him Sometimes.

The Great Challenge For Me Is To Be All Things To All People; I Want To Be A Great Mother, And I Want To Feel Good When I'm At Work.

A Squirrel Is Just A Rat With A Cuter Outfit!