Autobiography Is Mostly Alibiography.

Greta Garbo: A Deer In The Body Of A Woman, Living Resentfully In The Hollywood Zoo.

The Women Who Inspired This Play Deserved To Be Smacked Across The Head With A Meat Ax And That, I Flatter Myself, Is Exactly What I Smacked Them With.

A Man's Home May Seem To Be His Castle On The Outside; Inside Is More Often His Nursery.

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.

My Definition Of The Ideal Man Is 'that Particular Man With Whom A Woman Happens To Be In Love At That Particular Time.