Autobiography Is Mostly Alibiography.

Rich Women Are Not Too Put Upon By Their Children. You Don't Have To Do All The Things For A Child That Those Women Who Had To Stay At Home Did. My Ann Had A French Governess Who Took Care Of Her Until She Was Twelve Years Old And Went Off To Boarding School.

Women Do Generally Manage To Love The Guys They Marry More Than They Manage To Marry The Guys They Love.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals.

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, Lessens The Friction Of Social Contacts. . . . It Is Only In Lies, Wholeheartedly And Bravely Told, That Human Nature Attains Through Words And Speech The Forebearance, The Nobility, The Romance, The Idealism, That-being What It Is-it Falls So Short Of In Fact And In Deed.

[in Politics] No Good Deed Goes Unpunished