Autobiography Is Mostly Alibiography.

If You Ever Manage To Make A Fool Of Me, I'll Deserve What I Get.

Women Know What Men Have Long Forgotten. The Ultimate Economic And Spiritual Unit Of Any Civilization Is Still The Family.

Greta Garbo: A Deer In The Body Of A Woman, Living Resentfully In The Hollywood Zoo.

In The Final Analysis There Is No Other Solution To Man's Progress But The Day's Honest Work, The Day's Honest Decision, The Day's Generous Utterances, And The Day's Good Deed.

I Can't Avoid Writing. It's A Sort Of Nervous Tic I Have Developed Since I Gave Up Needlepoint.