Atheism Is A Religion Like Not Collecting

If You Spend A Lot Of Time Lying To People, You Think A Lot About What The Truth Means.

Everybody Prefers To See A Nut - They're More Fascinating.

Cheerios Bring Back Memories. I Actually Don't Think I Ate Them Much As A Kid, Though; Maybe It's Some Sort Of Jungian Memory, I Don't Know. But They Have So Much Sugar, It's Great.

Before You Can Read, You Know The Difference Between A Story And Reality. And, Of Course, By The Time You're Old Enough To Do Any Real Damage With An Uzi, You've Learned That Difference.

I've Always Wanted To Make The World A More Rational Place. I'm Still Working On It.