At The Working Man’s House, Hunger Looks

Vice Knows She Is Ugly, So Puts On Her Mask.

Observe All Men, Thyself Most.

It Is The Working Man Who Is The Happy Man. It Is The Idle Man Who Is The Miserable Man.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

The Best Way To Help The Poor Is To Make Them Uncomfortable In Their Own Poverty.