At The End Of Every Diet, The

Liberal Doctrine: It Is Not Children Who Misbehave, But Parents.

Civilization Creates Discontents; Barbarism Creates Quick Endings.

Humor Does Not Rescue Us From Unhappiness, But Enables Us To Move Back From It A Little.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

The Horse Stares At Its Captor, Barely Remembering The Free Kicks Of Youth.