At The Beginning Of A Love Affair,

Everybody Can Write; Writers Can't Do Anything Else.

Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible After Twenty.

Your Best Work Always Seems To Have Been Done By Someone Else.

In Any Family, Measles Are Less Contagious Than Bad Habits.

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.