At My Age, Turning Gray Is Kind

I Haven't Gotten Fired From Many Jobs, But You Finish A Job And Nine Times Out Of Ten You're Just Unemployed And You Don't Know Where The Next One Is. And That Does Get Old. It's Stressful.

At My Age, Turning Gray Is Kind Of A Blessing, Where It Softens All Of The Other Horrible Things It Does To You, But It Is What It Is.

Stand Up And Pledge With Me: A Government Of The United States Is Not On The Auction Block. And America Is Not For Sale!

Which To This Day Is A Source Of Enormous Guilt, Because I Left With Three Classes To Go In The Business School To Sign A Contract With 20th Century Fox.

My Mustache Gets So Many Questions He Has His Own Agen Now.