At Moments I Dislike Having A Face,

It Would Not Be Practical For Her To Hate Herself. Luckily, God Sends A Substitute, A Husband.

Unless You're Completely Exploded, There's Always Something To Be Grateful For.

The Best And Purest Human Beings, From The Beginning Of Time, Have Understood That Life Is Sacred.

It's No Disgrace To Be A Private, You Know. Socrates Was A Plain Foot Soldier, A Hoplite.

Take Our Politicians: They're A Bunch Of Yo-yos. The Presidency Is Now A Cross Between A Popularity Contest And A High School Debate, With An Encyclopedia Of Cliches.