At Fifty. I Thought I Would Be

If You're Retired, It's A Blessing. You Know, If You Want To Keep Working And Doing What You Want To Do, It's Not A Blessing As All - It's A Curse.

Gays Are The Best, Though - We Just Did Gay Pride In Long Beach And In Tampa. And They're The Best Audience. They're So Enthusiastic. They Come Dressed Up - It's Really Fun. They're Crazy And I Love Them. They're Sweet As Can Be. Even My Macho Husband, He Has A Great Time, Too. He's So Cool, He Doesn't Care. He Loves Them.

If At Any Moment Of The Day I Ever Think I'm Remotely Cool At All, Which Is Hardly Ever, I Have Two Daughters Who Make Sure That Never Happens.

I Love Katy Perry And Lady Gaga. I Think Gaga's Pushing The Envelope Every Day And I Really Like That.

Before I Put Another Notch In My Lipstick Case, You Better Make Sure You Put Me In My Place.