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Charlemagne Either Died Or Was Born Or Did Something With The Holy Roman Empire In 800.

If Shakespeare Were Alive Today And Writing Comedy For The Movies, He Would Be The Head-liner For The Mack Sennett Studios.

You Want To Go Easy On The Suicide Stuff - First Thing You Know, You'll Ruin Your Health.

I Am Pretty Sure That, If You Will Be Quite Honest, You Will Admit That A Good Rousing Sneeze, One That Tears Open Your Collar And Throws Your Hair Into Your Eyes, Is Really One Of Life's Sensational Pleasures.

My Only Solution For The Problem Of Habitual Accidents Is To Stay In Bed All Day. Even Then, There Is Always The Chance That You Will Fall Out.