At Boarding School You Had To Wear

The Most Surprising Thing For My Mother And Father Was When I Was Actually Earning More Money Than Them By The Time I Was About 18. They Thought I Was Going To Be The Ne'er Do Well, Who They'd Have To Keep Worrying About.

I Didn't Know What To Do With Myself. I Wasn't Excited By The Teaching Of The School. If They'd Been Intent On Really Teaching You Things, I Would Have Been A Little More Attentive.

I Had A Quick Ear And Could Pick Up Languages.

You Never Came Home For Lunch: You Just Stayed Doing, Playing, Having Fun, Surfing, Running Round.

At Boarding School You Had To Wear Your Name Across Your Chest And Your Back, And Obviously I Had A Pretty Funny Name. It Wasn't Brown Or Smith Or Hughes.