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I Guess There Was A War Going On Somewhere In The World That Night But It Wasn't One That Could Touch Us.

Osbert Was The Only One Who Didn't Seem Suspicious. He Was So Interested In The Decline Of Western Civilization That He Missed The Version Of It Taking Place Under His Nose.

Staying Alive Was What We Did To Pass The Time.

The Imagination Can Be Dangerous. It Can Change The World. And That Is Why We Write.

But All I Could Think Was In New York That Kid Would Have Been Stuck In A Straitjacket Practically From Birth And Dangled Over A Tank Full Of Educational Consultants And Remedial Experts All Snapping At His Ankles For The Next Twenty Years Arguing About His Special Needs And Getting Paid Plenty For It.