Asia: Four Little Letters, Three Billion Little

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Clearly, America Has No Shortage Of Metaphorical Opportunities For The Poor.

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You Have To Have A Passionate Opinion; Otherwise You Sound False. You End Up Telling The Audience Jokes They've Already Heard.

This Is America. We Must Defend The Principles Symbolized By Lady Liberty - Unless She's On The Pill, In Which Case, She Is A Giant Green Tramp.