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As You Know, Birds Do Not Have Sexual Organs Because They Would Interfere With Flight.
-Dave Barry
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As You Know, Birds Do Not Have
Dave Barry
As You Know, Birds Do Not Have Sexual Organs Because They Would Interfere With Flight.
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