As Surely As Water Will Wet Us,

I've Taken My Fun Where I've Found It, An' Now I Must Pay For My Fun, For The More You 'ave Known O' The Others The Less Will You Settle To One.

I Am The Cat Who Walks By Himself, And All Places Are Alike To Me.

As Surely As Water Will Wet Us, As Surely As Fire Will Burn, The Gods Of The Copybook Headings With Terror And Slaughter Return!

If England Was What England Seems, An Not The England Of Our Dreams, But Only Putty, Brass, An' Paint, 'ow Quick We'd Chuck 'er! But She Ain't!

Brothers And Sisters, I Bid You Beware Of Giving Your Heart To A Dog To Tear.