As Long As There's Big Momma, We're

I Don't Really Judge. To Each His Own. You Like What You Like. If You Want Someone Who's Big-boned And You Like That, Ain't Nothing Wrong With Having A Little Extra Meat On Their. If You Like Them Thin-boned, Then That's Okay Too.

I Don't Like Forcing Comedy And People Just Trying To Do Things Just To Find A Funny Beat All The Time.

You Can Be Cool And At The Same Time Respect Your Woman, Who Will Hopefully Become Your Wife, Who Will Hopefully Become The Mother Of Your Kids. America Needs To Get Back To Family Values.

It's Botherin' Me, Man. You Know, You Can't Say This, You Can't Say That, I'm Like, Well, How Am I Gonna Talk About The World? You Know? I Mean I Need To Talk About Something To You All, Can I - Can I Do It? Can I Talk To Y'all? I Mean, I Hope The Kids Are In Bed, You Know, Because I Got To Talk, Y'all.

For Me [in My Stand-ups] I Do What Is From The Heart. I Do What I Relate To, What I Can Talk About, Things That I Can Define. I Don't Try To Talk About Things Just Because They Might Be A Popular Subject. I Talk About Things I Know About.