As Long As I Have My Health,

I'm All News, All The Time. Full Power, Tall Tower. I Want To Break In When News Breaks Out. That's My Agenda. Now, Respectfully, When You Start Talking About A Liberal Agenda And All The, Quote, 'liberal Bias' In The Media, I Quite Frankly, And I Say This Respectfully But Candidly To You, I Don't Know What You're Talking About.

(obama's) A Nice Person, He's Very Articulate This Is What's Been Used Against Him, But He Couldn't Sell Watermelons If It, You Gave Him The State Troopers To Flag Down The Traffic.

We May See Michael Jackson's Baby Before We Know The Final Outcome Of This Race For The House Of Representatives Tonight.

You'd Better Do What You Feel Good About Doing. If We [try] To Figure Out What It Is The Audience Wants And Then Try To Deliver It To Them, We're Lost Souls On The Ghost Ship Forever.

There Are More Muslims In North America Then Jews Now.