As Long As I Have Enough Money

I Don't Need Any More Stories. I Have Enough Stories. I Need A Life.

You Can't Really Dance Properly To James Brown. If You Dance To James Brown, You Look Like An Idiot. There's A Lot Of Jerking.

Paparazzi Need More Flattering Lenses.

The Only Man Who Has Stolen My Heart Is My Son.

I Was Rejected In School Because I Didn't Look Like The Big-breasted, Beautiful Girls. I Was Awkward And Sad. My Mother Always Said, "be Original!" But I Didn't Understand Until I Changed To Be Like Everyone Else.