As Far As He Knew, I Was

Well, Baseball Was My Whole Life. Nothing's Ever Been As Fun As Baseball.

Butcher Boy, Damn It, Butcher Boy.

I Always Loved The Game, But When My Legs Weren't Hurting It Was A Lot Easier To Love.

A Body Came Flying Out And Landed At My Feet. At First I Thought It Was Billy So I Picked Him Up. But When I Saw It Wasn't I Dropped Him Back Down.

He Can Run, Steal Bases, Throw, Hit For Average, And Hit With Power Like I've Never Seen. Just Don't Put Him At Shortstop.