As An Early-and-often Chronicler Of Chicago-on-the-potomac, I

The Newspaper Is Under Fire For Refusing To Kowtow To Left-wing Word Police And Militant Propagandists Who Demand Unfettered Illegal Immigration. Last Week, In The Wake Of Angry Protests Against The Publication, Vandals Threw Paint Bombs And Spray-painted Graffiti On Its Offices.

In Civilized Societies, If You Are Offended By A Cartoon, You Do Not Burn Flags, Take Up Guns And Raid Buildings, Chant Death To Your Opponents, Or Threaten Suicide Bombings. You Write A Letter To The Editor.

Situational Unawareness In The Private Marketplace Or On The Battlefield Will Cost You Your Livelihood Or Your Life. In The Age Of Obama, However, Such Willful Ignorance Is A Job Prerequisite. The Less You Know The Better.

Instead Of Basic Roads And Bridges, Infrastructure Spending Will Go To Bloated Unions Overseeing Pie-in-the-sky Construction Projects Like The $30 Billion-plus High-speed Rail Line From Los Angeles To San Francisco, Which California Officials Fully Expect To Be Funded.

Let There Be No Doubt: Democrats Are The Party With Two Ideas: Borrow And Spend. The Only Vigorous Internal Debate On The Left Revolves Around Two Questions: How Much And How Much More?