As An Actress, You're Already Disregarded For

I Wanted To Be A Part Of The Disney History.

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?

That's Always At The Heart And Soul Of Disney's Features, The Feeling Of A Family Values.

I Act And Perform In Hopes Of Getting Attention And Admiration.

People Want Me To Do The Strangest Things. They Want Me To Sign Their Arms Or Chests.