As American Productivity, Once The Exuberant Engine

A Rattlesnake Loose In The Living Room Tends To End All Discussion Of Animal Rights.

Over The Years, He [everett Dirksen] Developed A Style Of Infinitely Subtle Fustian, Whose Effect Can Still Be Remotely Approximated By Sipping Twelve-year-old Bourbon, Straight, While Reading Dickens Aloud, In A Sort Of Sepulchral Purr.

Religious Hatreds Tend To Be Merciless And Absolute.

For Now, We Assume That Self-evolving Robots Will Learn To Mimic Human Traits, Including, Eventually, Humor. And So, I Can't Wait To Hear The First Joke That One Robot Tells To Another Robot.

When Man Sends Colonies Into Space, He Will Be Able To Mount Moveable, Sun-reflecting Mirrors To Simulate Rhythms Of Day And Night And Even The Terrestial Seasons...but He Doubtless Will Follow The Longstanding American Habit Of Thinking That Outer Space Should, As Much As Possible, Resemble Southern California.