As A Teenager, I Was An Enormous

I Really Kind Of Pride Myself On Figuring Stuff Out Pretty Quickly But I Couldn't, Couldn't. I Just Had No Idea.

If Somebody Ever Wished To Be Me For A Day, They'd Be The Most Pissed-off Person Once They Got Here. They Would Be, Like, In Hell.

I Am A Creature Of Habit.

When Your Parents Split Up, It's Impossible To Delude Yourself About Fairytale Romance And Happy Endings.

I'm Not A Role Model Or The Poster Child For How To Do Anything.