As A Scot Gordon Brown Will Find

It Is Possible To Have A Pretty Good Life And Career Being A Leech And A Parasite In The Media World, Gadding About From Tv Studio To Tv Studio, Writing Inconsequential Pieces And Having A Good Time.

The Lib Dems Are Not Just Empty. They Are A Void Within A Vacuum Surrounded By A Vast Inanition.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.

I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming Prime Minister As Of Being Decapitated By A Frisbee Or Of Finding Elvis.

Andrea Leadsom, I Think, Has All The Qualities That You Need At The Moment. She's Got A Lot Of Zap, A Lot Of Drive, And All The Experience. Plus I Think She Can Articulate What's Needed At The Moment, Which Is A Bit Of An Antidote To Some Of The Gloom And Negativity And Misunderstanding About What The Brexit Vote Means.