Arty Farty, You'll Never Fool Your Aunt,

Long Ago Life Was Clean, Sex Was Bad And Obscene, And The Rich Were So Mean. Stately Homes For The Lords, Croquet Lawns, Village Greens, Victoria Was My Queen.

You Say Your Image Is New, But It Looks Well Tested.

A Man Has One, A Cat Has Nine, And In Between It's Killing Time.

To The Field We Are Scattered From The Day We Are Born To Grow Wild And Sleep Rough Til From The Earth We Are Torn.

Hate Builds Up From The Childhood When Your World Was A Slum, But You Haven't Got The Right To Blow It To Kingdom Come.