Artie Is A Singer, And I'm A

She Said, Why Don't We Both Just Sleep On It Tonight, And I Believe, In The Morning You'll Begin To See The Light. And Then She Kissed Me And I Realized She Probably Was Right, There Must Be Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover, Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover.

I Feel I Should Try To Reveal. When You Hit It Right, You Produce An Emotional Response In The Listener That Can Be Cathartic. When You're Wrong, You're Soppy, Sentimental.

All God Requires From Us Is To Enjoy Life And Love. That's The Whole Point.

I Don't Feel Any Pressure From Fans. But I'm Always In Some Kind Of State Of Emotional Turmoil. I Would Not Describe Myself As Happy-go-lucky. That's Not To Say That I'm Not Happy.

Most Of The Time, The Songs Have Jokes In Them, Little Sarcastic Things, Or Purposely Kitsch Or Something. So That's Going Along With A Story, Like I Do In Life, Just Talking To Myself And Making Fun Of Stuff And Laughing At Stuff That's Serious. And Sometimes It's A Good Idea To Put The Laughing Into The Songs. Sometimes It's Not. Sometimes It's All Right Just To Be Serious. But Most Of The Songs Have Some Kind Of Joke In Them.