Art Should Comfort The Disturbed And Disturb

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

I Originally Set Out To Try And Save The World, But Now I'm Not Sure I Like It Enough.

Gaza Is Often Described As 'the World's Largest Open Air Prison' Because No-one Is Allowed To Enter Or Leave. But That Seems A Bit Unfair To Prisons - They Don’t Have Their Electricity And Drinking Water Cut Off Randomly Almost Every Day.

You're Advised Not To Drink The Replica Arab Spring Water.

Speak Softly, But Carry A Big Can Of Paint.