Art, N. This Word Has No Definition.

Fickleness, N. The Iterated Satiety Of An Enterprising Affection.

Emotion, N. A Prostrating Disease Caused By A Determination Of The Heart To The Head. It Is Sometimes Accompanied By A Copious Discharge Of Hydrated Chloride Of Sodium From The Eyes.

Picture, N. A Representation In Two Dimensions Of Something Wearisome In Three.

Husband, N. One Who, Having Dined, Is Charged With The Care Of The Plate.

Presentable, Adj. Hideously Appareled After The Manner Of The Time And Place.