Art, N. This Word Has No Definition.

Limb, N. The Branch Of A Tree Or The Leg Of An American Woman.

General," Said The Commander Of The Delinquent Brigade, "i Am Persuaded That Any Further Display Of Valor By My Troops Will Bring Them Into Collision With The Enemy.

As A Means Of Dispensing Formulated Ignorance Our Boasted Public School System Is Not Without Merit; It Spreads Out Education Sufficiently Thin To Give Everyone Enough To Make Him A More Competent Fool Than He Would Have Been Without It.

Optimist – A Proponent Of The Doctrine That Black Is White.

To Seek A Justification For A Decision Already Made.