Art Isn't About Following The Rules. It's

But I Don't Distinguish Between Being Laughed With, And Laughed At. I'll Take Either.

High School Taught Me A Valuable Lesson About Glasses: Don't Wear Them. Contacts Have Always Seemed Like Too Much Work, So Instead I Just Squint, Figuring That If Something Is More Than Ten Feet Away, I'll Just Deal With It When I Get There.

The Greeks Had Invented Democracy, Built The Acropolis And Called It A Day.

Boys Who Spent Their Weekends Making Banana Nut Muffins Did Not, As A Rule, Excel In The Art Of Hand-to-hand Combat.

Because I've Always Been A Fairly Nervous Person.