Arrogance Frowns; Pride Smiles.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Children Enjoy Inflicting Pain Until Unhappiness Teaches Them Tenderness.

I Do Not Remember Joy Or Sorrow In Childhood, But Listening For Clues.

Life Just Keeps Unfolding, Ignoring Our Praise Or Blame.

The Children Of Childish Parents Age Quickly.