Arnold Said This Is A Last Minute

Show Business Is Like Champagne. You'll Appreciate It More If You Don't Drink It Everyday

President Clinton Says He Looks Forward To The Day A Citizen Can Call The Irs And Get The Right Answer To A Question. I Look Forward To The Day I Can Call The Irs And Get A Voice That Says, 'sorry, That Number Has Been Disconnected.'

Corporations Complained About [safety] Regulations, But Let's Face It, People Walk Away From Accidents Now That Would Have Killed Them When I Was A Kid

Today Is February 14th - St. Valentine's Day. Women Call It Love Day, While Men Name It As Extortion Day.

Ratings For The Xfl Are So Low That Pretty Soon They'll Be Able To Address The Viewers By Name.