Aristotle Dines When It Seems Good To

On Being Asked By Someone How He Could Become Famous, Diogenes Responded: 'by Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

He Lit A Lamp In Broad Daylight And Said, As He Went About, "i Am Looking For A Human."

The Sacrifice Of Diogenes To All The Gods.

Discourse On Virtue And They Pass By In Droves. Whistle And Dance The Shimmy, And You've Got An Audience.