Are You Sure Self-pity Is A Luxury

If God Gives You Something You Can Do, Why In God's Name Wouldn't You Do It?

I'm A Salami Writer. I Try To Write Good Salami, But Salami Is Salami.

Remember In Elementary School You Were Told That In Case Of Fire You Have To Line Up Quietly In A Single File From Smallest To Tallest? What Is The Logic In That? What, Do Tall People Burn Slower?

An Idea Is Like A Cold Germ: Sooner Or Later Someone Always Catches It.

The Terror, Which Would Not End For Another 28 Years-if It Ever Did End-began, So Far As I Know Or Can Tell, With A Boat Made From A Sheet Of Newspaper Floating Down A Gutter Swollen With Rain.